domingo, 13 de septiembre de 2009

los news 4 menos y faltan 6

yo tenia diez news, y uno se a toro en la nieve, lla nomas me quedan nueve, nueve nueve!!!!

Gueno, como petición de una fiel segidora de noticias tormentosas, que nos escribió disiendo que queria saber mas sobre como chingados se redujieron de tamaño los news? Y pues ai les traigo toda la información para que se pongan al tiro.




Gueno como ya sabran algunos, primero que nada, don joni de entre su ejersito de niños manipulables y sin dignidad, escogi a 10 para poder armar un buen partido de boli, todos ya sabran del resultado de la partida por eso me brincare el resultado.
Despues de la que se sirvieron de divercion pa un rato don Johnny desidio sacarlos como uno de sus grupos poperiyos que conocemos como johnny’s (jodidos omsexuales hambrintos narsisistas narisones y sopilotes) . estos muchachones debutaron con el nombre de news (Nosotros Emos Wajiros Sonrientes)








Al principio eran 10, intentaron ser mas para ganarles al recodo pero han interferido de sus planes,




Como ya saben eran 10 pero un se atoro en la nieve , namas quedaron nueve.
Por eso este no fue muy recordado por las fans, su muerte fue muy rápida y nadie se entero.

El que la siguió a petrrarca(el de enmedio en la imagen) fue, Takahiro Moriuchi la diferencia es que el no fallesio en la nieve, el estaba vendiendo sus “CeDes” en reforma, el vendió 164,016 copias en una semana, pero a la próxima semana lo enseraron en prisión por vender mercancía atrofiados (los discos no estaban dañados ni tampoco eran piratas, suno que fue el contenido)




En julio del 2005 Hiroki Uchi se dio cuenta que al los de kanyani, les davan mejores prestaciones y atropello a cada uno de los miembros de este grupo. Esto no fe el problema, pues a nadie le importo que apropellaran a los de kanyani el problemas es que la aserlo se paso un alto y lo agararon los federales, despues de eso estuvo una semana en prisión, donde, cuentan rumores, que entablo una muy “muyyyyy” estrecha relación con un compañero de celda, que era trailero por cierto, y al salir de prisión lo espero asta que los dos cumplieron sentencia y ahora viven en una casita de infonavit allá por al “fome”. Pero gueno esa es otra histora. Cabe resaltar que aunque su fiel amigo tegoshi, quien iva a llevarle rosas y repostería fina a la cárcel (piiiiuuu), le rogo que se quedara en el grupo, Uchi lo rechaso y continuo con su vida alegre. Uchi declaro “ aun que me gustaba mucho andar de poperillo, urgarme la nariz y fingir que somos sexis y que sabemos cantrar con tego y con los demás la carsel me a cambiado mucho , me hizo ver las cosas desde otro angulo, y ahora que he encontrado al felicidad quiero disfrutarla cuanto dure. Lo lamento mucho tego, en realidad aquellos fueron buenos mementos, pero creeme el Hiroki que conosistes murió al entrar en la carsel, ahora soy un chico nuevo” desde esta declaración tego odia a los traileros .







De los 7 que quedaro uno lo aplasto un tren nadamas me quedan tres tres tres, tres tres,




Gueno la verdad no. La histora de cómo Hironori Kusano fue echado de la jonny es fasil
Insendio una licorería sin rason, secuestro a unos políticos de los que despues se hizo compadres, voto por obama, se comio la ultima galleta del bote, PIRATIO LA DROGA, se comio un viscocho, le dijo a opra que no existía, se tomo una foto con el oso de fime, insendio el oseano atlantoco, descubrió la cura del sida, se hizo un niño elegido, grafito la estatua de la libertad, se caso con el payaso cros ti, se robo un “gondam” de nino, y por ultimo le dijo nalgon a don jony. Y gueno creo que fue solo lo ultimo lo que propisio a que lo corierán.

Pero gueno fieles lectores, espero que esto haya satisfasido tu curiosidad de cómo fue que los news(Nosotros Emos Wajiros Sonrientes) pasaron de ser 10 a 6.




Los veo en otro reportaje, y asta le próxima. Para cualquier otra duda solo escriban. Ya saben nosotros les conseguimos la mas fiel información acerca se sus ídolos favoritos

25 comentarios:

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gracias por mensionar q soy una fiel seguidora xD

y ya me kedo claro como se fueron llendo los demás..q bueno q me caen mal >_<

ahora solo kedan mis preciosos 6!!

por cierto, tengo no hace como q canta XD tego si canta =P

los demas no tendran una super mega voz pero se esfuerzan ^^

y todos los johnnys actuan y bailan chido XD

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con que gusano se robo el gundam de mi presioso señor Ninomiya-san
mmm muy bien
ne pues esta bueno su intento de blog noticiero
compiten con News Zero ( es un noticiero de verdad)
solo que ellos son en vivo 8D y lo hacen mejor
pero bueno
ya se que ustedes tratan de vivir con sus discapasidades mentales y todo pero bueno cada quien su roñas
como sea me largo
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apuesto a que eso me costara su "explicacion" sobre algo de arashi ne?
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claro que no estimada lectora matsumi
las noticias de arashi ya estaban a punto de aparecer ya que esete noticiero da los chismoleos mas nuevos de estos dos fenomenos musicales =D

muchisimos saludos y gracias por pasar por noticias tormentosas

Caty♫♥ ~ dijo...

XDD JAJA!!

Conque Kusano le robo su Gundam a Nino XD

Gracias por explicarme tan abiertamente como fue que se reducio el grupo.

Ma&Su dijo...

bien thnks por la infoo pk a mi no me qedaba claro el pk fueron menos los news aunqe no me qejo pk soon muui lindoos ^^ Kusano tmbn me gusta pro ia nimodo noo sta lalala chauu

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